Fat Barbie is a Delicate Flower

So it has been in the 100's since I've gotten back and all I can say is Fat Barbie HATES really hot weather. When people said they were sweating so much they would turn into a puddle I laughed. Now I completely understand where they are coming from. If I don't stop sweating I will legit die from dehydration. Kittens I know that y'all are thinking you can die from sweating. Well Fat Barbie will be the first person to do so and it will be a sad day. I am so hot I am stripped down to spanky shorts and a flowy tank top ( I promise I haven't been outside in this outfit). I am a delicate flower and this heat is not conducive to me being a happy Fat Barbie. It is awful. I went outside and cracked and egg on the sidewalk and it FRIED. Clearly that means it is to dang hot. Well kittens I am going to go dunk ice on myself but I hope y'all are having a better day!